He’s too busy doing brackets.
He’s a bit of a narcissist.
He gets cranky around naptime.
Often does not listen to his constituents.
Can’t even get a job as dog catcher.
May be a furry.
May be Sasquatch.
He’s been caught driving drunk (backwards and naked).
AND texting and driving.
America is not ready for a Latvian Orthodox president.
Does this whenever Michele Bachmann speaks.