Why My Son Will Likely Not Be a Candidate in the 2016 Presidential Election

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He’s too busy doing brackets.

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He’s a bit of a narcissist.

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He gets cranky around naptime.

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Often does not listen to his constituents.

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Can’t even get a job as dog catcher.

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May be a furry.

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May be Sasquatch.

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He’s been caught driving drunk (backwards and naked).

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AND texting and driving.

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America is not ready for a Latvian Orthodox president.

He's easily frustrated.

Does this whenever Michele Bachmann speaks.

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16 thoughts on “Why My Son Will Likely Not Be a Candidate in the 2016 Presidential Election

  1. As long as you kept the long form birf certificate (whatever the hell that means), I’m sure he’ll be fine.

    The nekkid pic? “Youthful transgressions”
    ~

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