This Is Mainly about the Unrecognized Genius of my twitter Posts and How You’ll All Be Sorry When I’m Dead. For Some Reason.

Here’s the main thing going on in my twitter life:

So, yeah, I mainly talk to myself. And I figured if I’m gonna do that, I may as well have fun with it, so I started a couple of hashtags. Hashtag 1: #HowIKnowMyLifeIsNotaPorno. Did hilarity ensue? You better bet it did.

 

Hashtage 2: #yadayadaedthebestpart Hellooooooooooooo, kookiness.

 

So, for funzies, I was wondering if you, dear readers, wanted to tell me how Your Life is Not a Porno and also, I’d love for you to tell a quick story where you “yada yada yada” the best part. Come on, people, let’s make comedy magic!

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39 thoughts on “This Is Mainly about the Unrecognized Genius of my twitter Posts and How You’ll All Be Sorry When I’m Dead. For Some Reason.

  1. Meet attractive woman at pub while idly chatting about what beer to order. Drink a few beers, have pleasant conversation that doesn’t include any sexual innuendo. Leave and never see each other again.
    #HowIKnowMyLifeIsNotaPorno
    #HowIKnowMyLifeIsn’tABadLifetimeMovieEither

  2. Wait wait wait. Looking at the title, wait. Sorry when you’re dead? That makes me conflicted in at LEAST three different ways.

    …yeah, an THAT’S how you know my life is not a porno. Because I am morosely drinking Kooba Zombres, commenting on the blogs of people who don’t like me….

    I’ll be over at thndr’s.

  3. On her first day at work, my new coworker who is cute, young, athletically built with lovely jet black hair, stops into my office. She strolls right up to me, lays her head in my lap and looks up at me with pleading brown eyes. Just begging me to give her something good. My new coworker is a border collie who’s job here is to discourage birds from hanging around the runway. #HowIKnowMyLifeIsNotaPorno

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