Suck It, Olan Mills!


1.) Take one smarm-peddler

2.) Add rocking chair, pumpkins, and dead leaves

3.) Sprinkle liberally with adorable toddler

4.) Take photos that would make Norman Rockwell say “Now THAT’S wholesome Americana!” and then make him barf. WITH JEALOUSY.
Make smarmy, smarmy magic memories that will last a lifetime.


7 thoughts on “Suck It, Olan Mills!

  1. That first picture cracks me up- I think L.C. strategically placed those pumpkins to show off his manliness, if you get my drift.

    “That’s about right, people!”

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