I’m too tense. I want the election to be over with. Am I the only one feeling this way? Am I the only one who thinks the American people are bunch of dumb, lazy, pig-ignorant jerkoffs? Because if America really is exceptional, I’d say it’s because we have more than our fair share of assholes. Am I the only one need of comic relief?
Well, here it is in the form of my goofy son. Oh, and Derek Zoolander.