See, The Hubster and I are voting for Obama. He makes a good living (in a very Republican-approved-fetish sort of way). And I am a stay-at-home mother. In my life I have engaged in very little nasty, naughty illicit non-Republican-approved sexytime. We make a decent amount of money. We pay taxes. We’re following all the bullshit rules. Yet we are voting for Obama.
Make it viral, Number 2*.
*I apologize to you all for calling you “Number 2,” however Jonathan Frakes is objectively awesome. He is married to soap star, Genie Francis, plus he narrates stuff for the Science Channel.