Porn or Farts? Farts.

I’m going to do an entry about how much it annoys me when people say romance novels are “porn for women.” I also want to explain the lure of vampires, but I don’t have the time at the moment. All I have time for is a trifle, a passing thought…

Like how easy it is to get wingnuts to do stupid stuff. Did you know you can get wingnuts to eat shitty, artery-clogging food with no nutritional value just to spite you? Did you know that you can get wingnuts to buy deadly weapons that could kill them just to spite you? Well, you can. You, my liberal friends, have THE POWAH. And I suggest you begin exercising it. I know I’m going to. I’m going to start telling wingnuts that you can reduce your carbon, um, buttprint if you don’t light your farts on fire. And by doing this, I fully expect the result to be that Ted Nugent and Sarah Palin will start touring the country in a bus that has “Farts Afire: Farting isn’t Free” emblazoned on it. And they’ll put on amazing conservative celebrity fart-lighting shows. Which would be awesome, because who doesn’t want to see Pat Boone light his farts on fire? Nobody.

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7 thoughts on “Porn or Farts? Farts.

  1. I’m going to do an entry about how much it annoys me when people say romance novels are “porn for women.”

    Indeed, prior to the internet they were perfectly serviceable porn for adolescent boys who had moms that read romance novels.

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