SKMDC: Proud to Be the Internet’s Best Source for Pokemon Hentai

I always find my search stats pretty amusing. The terms that pop up range from cute/funny to disturbing. There was awhile there where I kind of dreaded looking at my search terms because some of them were really freaky and mostly in a not funny way. But I’ve turned the corner and gotten back to a mostly amusing place.

My number one search term far and away is “Pokemon Hentai.” But you knew that already. Let me share some of my other favorites with you:

Giant dildos (Well, of course)

In case of vampires (Unfortunately I do my readers a great disservice in this area, as I have offered almost nothing in the way of vampire attack prevention tips)

Mayo dispenser (Will the jar itself not suffice, SNOBBY, LA-DI-DA READERS?)

Atheist Goat (This threw me, ‘cuz all the goats I know are fundamentalist Christians. Or am I thinking of goat-blowers?)

I love mini cocks (Score one for the miniature-dicked men out there! Unless the searcher means tiny roosters, in which case I have no snark for that, because loving tiny roosters is a fine and noble pastime.)

Jesus Lion (It would be funnier if this were not a reference to well-known Tony-winner  “Lion, Witch, Wardrobe, Action!: Aslan Sings Broadway Hits!“)

Stupid Hillbilly Wingnuts (There’s tons more of this here than there is Pokemon Hentai. But what I really want to do is direct…stupid wingnut hillbilly hentai.)

And, of course, here’s the one search term that cannot be unseen. (Actually there’s another, but it’s just really gross and disturbing and I’m not going to solicit any more clicks for it.)

Poop-covered dildo.

Ewwwww. WHY ARE YOU SEARCHING FOR THIS SHIT, PEOPLE?

I DON’T HAVE YOUR POOP DILDOS HERE.

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13 thoughts on “SKMDC: Proud to Be the Internet’s Best Source for Pokemon Hentai

  1. But what I really want to do is direct…stupid wingnut hillbilly hentai.

    How about an anime version of Deliverance.

    (Actually there’s another, but it’s just really gross and disturbing and I’m going to solicit any more clicks for it.)

    Hey, now, why leave us all in suspense?

    Oddly enough, I’m the one who got a hit for “Bob’s Burgers Hentai”, even though you have the avatar- I have never seen the show, and I have never written about that. I wish there were an internet equivalent of picking up the phone and saying “It’s for you.”

    • LOL! “‘Bob’s Burger”s hentai is down the hall and the right.”

      Hey, now, why leave us all in suspense?

      Well, I blog about my child and babies a lot, plus I make lots of jokes about porn. So I guess I should not be surprised that someone searche for “child hentai” but it creeps me the fuck out.

  2. You should uncollapse your posts. It doesn’t help show your stuff off.

    pokemon chimchar happy
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    betty and veronica and archie
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    densitometer
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    pikachu bmp
    piplup
    transnistria
    “libertarians are stupid”

    Okay, one of those is me, but I have discovered that “alt” and “title” elements really work.

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