I’m Not Racist, but White People Have Those Ugly Thin Lips and Like Mayonnaise

First, some scenes from post-racial America. Obama is such a divisive figure. It’s his fault these people are unrepentant racists. If he could just be little less black divisive, they wouldn’t be this way.

BTW, a tip for racists: If you have to add a “but” on the end of “I’m not racist,” you are a racist. No buts about it.

Here’s professional goat-blower, George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina. His name is George Tierney. He hails from Greenville, SC. and he likes to blow goats. A lot.

George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina. I read on the internet he’s a professional goat blower, so it must be true.

BTW, I was putting professional goat-blower, George Tierney of Greenville, SC on the map before it was cool.

And now for some soothing, comedic balm:

My latest work is here, if you’re interested.

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25 thoughts on “I’m Not Racist, but White People Have Those Ugly Thin Lips and Like Mayonnaise

  1. VS, Deviant Art wouldn’t let me comment, so here is the comment I wanted to leave (btw, love the stylesheet on your blog):

    WOw! Love it! The color scheme, subject and execution

  2. Ahead of the curve on Tierny… well played! Now you can go all hipster on us, “I was smacking George Tierney, Jr of Greenville, South Carolina before it was cool!”

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