1.) Go to Buffalo Wild Wings, a “restaurant” that has the distinction of being named for the food it makes taste most disgusting. Seriously, their wings are inedible (to me).
2.) Play trivia.
3.) KICK ASS & WIN
4.) Take a blurry photo that makes your son look like he is being held hostage by a crazy smiling lady.
5.) Post it to Facebook, because apparently you’ve become one of those people who likes to notify people of your bowel movements and other things you do that are nearly as interesting.
6.) Buy rompers at Babies ‘R’ Us. Wonder why all the fucking size 5 boys shoes are sold out. Start tearing up the store, knocking displays over and screaming “Missing shoe stock is the hobgoblin of liberal fascism!*”
7.) Go home and drink wine.
*Events may have been exaggerated or even completely made up, for dramatic effect.
It’s Random Music Saturday, so share some music, if you’d like!
Lately I’ve been wondering about my 4 and 5-star rated songs. I’m fairly stingy with 5’s, and I wonder why that is. I think it may come down the fact that songs rated with 5 stars are songs that I literally will never tire of. Of course, that doesn’t preclude 4-star songs from getting promotions. 😉