You people out there give us something more than just record sales You give us something to hate And we hate you, you brainless mutants

This drunken meltdown caught my attention this morning. Two things struck me as odd about it. One was the apparent–and in no way veiled– contempt he has for his readers. The second was the ass-kissy reaction of said readers. Damn. Maybe if I had that many noses up my ass I’d be cranky too.

Blogging is hard, assholes.

And it’s all so silly! These problems are easily solved. It’s very simple: Have a blog nobody reads. It’s what I do, and I’m enjoying it immensely.


20 thoughts on “Fansong

  1. Never liked Cole. Always thought his “conversion” from being a conservative was just the replacement of one authority fetish with another that was a little less embarrassing.

    • I actually had no problem with Cole or BJ and in fact often enjoy reading both…but this entry just seemed so over the top…and the breathless praise of his readers honestly kinda disgusts me.

    • I’m going to agree with fish.


      The fact that his site is full of the most shameless Opologists around has nothing everything to do with it.

    • I’m with fish and Thunder- the guy was seriously wrong during some of the darkest days of the Republic, he can jump in a lake as far as I’m concerned. It’s like the whole Charles Johnson conversion- dude needs to make serious reparations before I’ll link to him, or take him seriously.

    • Apart from the grudge I am supposed to have, I’m not exactly sure what Cole offers that demands fans. I don’t get it. And now I am pissed that people appear to have discovered my method to post SOCIALISM. in his thread.

  2. I don’t blame him one fucking bit. Six yrs. of cretins whining about the spam filter would be about five yrs., eleven & a half mos. too much for me.

    Nothing wrong w/ contempt for stupid jerks. It’s good for you!

    And he isn’t contemptuous of all of his readers, just the ninnies who bug him. “I do & do & do for you kids …”

  3. Balloon-juice is just the kind of place where (allegedly) grown men and women vigorously insult each other. Pretty much with impunity. Early and often. You mentioned fellatio, I noticed that a bit less.

    The blog should be called RudeCrude&Lewd. It’s funny, though. And a few of the site’s snarling jackals actually have something to contribute.

    Just my two cents.

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