Oh, hai, Mommy. Listen, I've been thinking...
This is what I look like when I think, Mommy.
I think I shall go on a hunt today!
I begin my hunt by crawling under the table. I am very intent. On what, I do not know yet.
I will face many dangers. Like cat tails. And inexplicable outfit changes.
Quiet, Mommy. I have locked on my prey.
OMG, that clown is awfully short and oddly immobile! Watch me go in for the kill!
It's a drool on or be drooled on world. Beautiful in its own way.
The carnage, oh, the carnage.
Victory is sweet! I celebrate with another inexplicable outfit change! All the small, immobile clowns of the world shall know my name!
I won't lie: beautiful people do have it easier.
Speaking of stories, the editor of Somerset Digital Studio has given me a sneak peek at my article. Check it out. And, this may sound odd, but don’t really read it, because I am rusty at writing. My dad is an editor and English major, so I actually used to be a rather good writer…but I am not now, as evidenced by this sentence and all sentences that came before it or will come after. (<——ending with a preposition=NOT GOOD)(<——-NO PERIOD.) He will be editing this article too before it’s printed. Just take a quick gander at the layout though, if you’re interested.