Chapter One: Some Middle Class No-Life-Having Jagoff Desperately Wants an Invitation to a Site that is Probably Only Frequented by People in Her Same Socio-Economic Strata
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, but mostly the worst because I found a site I desperately want to belong to, but membership is invitation-only. I weep bitter tears for every moment I am not wasting my time “pinning” things like pictures of ornate cakes, still more ornate shoes, and laundry rooms that have probably never been used.
But, seriously, I will knock my own grandmother down a flight of stairs to get an invitation. If I don’t get one soon, I may knock your grandmother down a flight of stairs.