Hey, ereebodee! Willkommen to my inaugural post! Hope you like my new digs. Make yourself at home. Oh look, there’s some chips and dip! For smut, there’s some beer coming out of a butt. For Sub, there’s sugary cereal. Novelty dildos for EVERYONE!
OK, let’s turn on the music and party. That’s what everybody’s thinking about at 6:30 on a Monday morning, right? Partying?
BTW, I will begin working on my blogroll as soon as I get a chance. I’ve been waging a war on Christmas, and these Santas are not going to nail themselves to crosses, amirite? Now…what am I gonna do with all these extra dildos?