Via, INSTAPUTZ, I found this:
|I can assume that when we open up Perry’s briefcase we’ll find crayons, and we’ll find condoms in Cain’s.|
Yes, yes. It’s media bias that’s destroying the Republican field…not the fact the field is a clown car filled crazy, dumb, horny, evil clowns.
BTW, I see I did not get promoted to front pager at S,N. Oh noes! You missed out on fine comedy like my making the Repug candidates look like Smurfs! And giving them funny names like Crazy Smurf, Dummy Smurf, Horny Smurf, and Evil Gnomey Smurf. Basically the same joke I made above–but with blue people! Aren’t you sorry?
UPDATE: I am currently playing Words with Friends. If there’s a difference between it and Scrabble, I’ve yet to detect it, but I figure that any game so addicting that Alec Baldwin is willing to get kicked off a plane for it has to be pretty fun. So, anyway, if you’re interested in playing with me, look up…well..vacuumslayer.