Because I am still like 😮 that Herman Cain quoted from a Pokemon movie in his withdrawal speech, I have decided to have a little fun with Newt…in the only way one can have fun with a pseudo-intellectual, potato-headed pile of excrement. Yes, I’ve been posting snarky things about him on twitter. Cower in the face of my pithy 140-character ripostes, Newt! I’ve harnessed the power of the Internet and channeled it in the most productive, intelligent way possible, and now I–someone you have never heard of and never will–is saying mean things you will never see about you! TAKE THAT!
Here’s the best of the lot:
|All this wit–and I cook, too!|
But, seriously, Barbie: Princess Charm School is an OK film, though I found some of the pacing troublesome…and the performances of all the players, were, let’s just say, cartoonish and unconvincing. Plus, that lesbian bondage scene with the mime and the donkey came out of nowhere and seemed gratuitous.
|After this, it just gets filthy.|
UPDATE: I have since learned there is a Barbie: Princess Charm School Part 2. I SO wish I’d known that before I tweeted.
Lord Chubbington Update…just ‘cuz: