So, over at S,N I asked people about their movie guilty pleasures, and tigris made my heart soar when she said “Beastmaster.“ THAT MOVIE ROCKS!!!!!! So, anyway, it got me to thinking about another Marc Singer gem. It’s a little-known gem, one you probably have never heard of. But I’m here to tell you about it, because I want to change your lives for the better. It’s called “High Desert Kill,” and it goes something…like…this:
No, no…you don’t have to thank me. I was happy to do that for you. Because I love you. Because I care.
BTW, the reason I remember that movie and have some fond memories of it–besides it being MST3K-worthy–is because I watched it with my mother. And when this scene was on, I got up and started dancing like the SEXAY SHIRTLESS DUDE. I even Cabbage-Patched. Yes, I Cabbage-Patched for my mom. What can I say? My mother brings out the ham in me. And she was like, falling over laughing. So, yay! for mirth and silliness!
Anyway, since it’s the weekend and we can’t ALL have lives, I thought I’d issue a challenge to you: Have you ever seen a movie that was truly MST3K-worthy that has not been MST3Ked? I demand links!!! The Link-Monster is hungray!!!