OK, so I’m trying to post a remarkably witty response at Whiskey Fire. But, oddly, many of the times I try to comment there, the “Post” and “Preview” buttons are inactive. So I’m fiddling, fiddling, reloading, signing in, signing out…and I notice THIS:
|The link of my dreams! (that don’t center around Pokemon hentai)|
So, I’m like, “Fuck this shit, I’m going to see Zap Rowsdower!!!!!” So I click and I get…this:
Oh, the whiskey fire burns, all right. It burns HARD. It raises your hope. It takes your hope for an unforgettable date: Mario Battali cooks, the conversation is as sparkling as the champagne. So your hope goes to Whiskey Fire’s penthouse apartment, gazes at a starry sky that seems to sparkle just a little more that night, then Whiskey Fire makes sweet, passionate love to your hope ’til the day breaks. The next morning, it turns out Whiskey Fire roofied your hope, has a hairy back and is on probation for molesting neighborhood dogs. WHY YOU GOTTA DO ME THIS WAY, WHISKEY FIRE?!!!