|Murray “Cuddles” Goldstein has buttons for two speeds: Slow and Litigious. Guess which one you just pushed.|
This, coupled with the trauma I suffered after seeing this cacophonous, eye-raping flow chart, which, ironically is designed to aid font-related graphic design, has left me no choice but to take legal action.
I am suing. Cuddles has assured me that we can get a sum of [REDACTED].
This means war.
Take my fonts, bitches! Take them and like them!