Pookietronic has created a new metric by which Goodness is measured. His metric takes into account the following things:
- Is the thing a thing?
- Is it not covered in something horrible-tasting?
- Can I fit it in my mouth?
If something meets all 3 criteria (s?) (on?), it is “Good.” If not, it is not bad, so much as “not worth paying attention to.”
The more put-in-mouthable a thing is, the gooder it is.
If you are over the age of 5, I do not recommend using this metric. If the boss comes in and finds you putting things like staplers and penises in your mouth, s/he might find it less-than-adorable.
The Goodness Metric should only be used by people who are this cute: