So, we’re moving in. I spend the day moving stuff, cleaning and taking care of a 5 month old babby. And at night, I still manage to make dinners like handmade Mushroom, Bacon, Swiss Burgers with caramelized mushrooms and onions alongside a gooey Potatoes Gratin. How do I do it? SUPERPOWERS!*
Also: Are you a Pittsburg Pirates fan?
BOOM! YOU ARE NOW.
|Thumps up for Pirates!|
|These gangs…they recruit them so young these days|
*Unhealthy amounts of coffee
P.S. Speaking of coffee, I went into a Starbucks for the first time in my life (no foolin’) and had a Starbucks coffee. I was like “No big whoop”…but there was an emo-looking hipster there with his laptop computer… I really do feel like I got the whole “Starbucks experience” everybody’s been talking about 10 years ago. It kind of made my day.
I’m going to get a laptop, take it to Starbucks, pretend I’m writing a screenplay, but really be superimposing dildos into various maws that deserve it.