Attention: I’ve Gone Galt

I’ve informed the pertinent parties that I’m taking the rest of the day the fuck OFF.

In kitty’s Libertarian Catopia, THE GOVERNMENT can’t do a thing about her No Rules Cosplay!

I demand that you all stop what you’re doing and play with me.

UPDATED with videos you should probably watch unless BEING COOL ISN’T IMPORTANT TO YOU. Watch them or you’re a horrible human being. And a doody-head. Also, you smell bad.

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34 thoughts on “Attention: I’ve Gone Galt

  1. If you take this time off to sit in front of your computer waiting for posts to roll in to your blog I will never forgive you.Get the fuck out of the house, away from the fambly. Go see a girlfriend. Take a hike. Ride your bike. See a movie in an actual theater. GET A FUCKING MASSAGE.Take yer ipad thingy with you so you can check in occasionally and taunt us with the latest fun thing you did.Go. Go on, scat!

  2. If you take this time off to sit in front of your computer waiting for posts to roll in to your blog I will never forgive you.It's not really like that. I'm not free and clear, really. The massage could not be rescheduled (not even for tomorrow, which is one of the reasons I lost my shit) We have company. I still have to make dinner tonight and be social. Besides, I enjoy the back and forth blogging. It's fun. So if I want to spend my free time just hanging on the computer, that's my prerogative. Besides, it is genuinely a luxury these days.

  3. I have an alibi. Dang. Almost have to feel sorry for that guy. And how does one get arrested in one's own home for doing this kind of stuff? Not that it's my thing, but CAN'T THIS MAN BE ALLOWED TO HUMP INANIMATE OBJECTS IN PEACE?

  4. If you've gone Galt, shouldn't you be giving YOURSELF the damn massage?What kind of parasite relies on others?The achy, lazy kind. I'm afraid the only "massages" I can give myself are of, an, ahem, adult nature.

  5. CAN'T THIS MAN BE ALLOWED TO HUMP INANIMATE OBJECTS IN PEACE?I can see the problem with the inflatable pumpkin, which was apparently part of someone else's Hallowe'en display. Christmas celebrations are going to be a problem for this guy, what with all the pert coquettish Santas and reindeer out there on display… flaunting their plump well-inflated vinyl…

  6. Sure, all the holidays have their inflatable icons with the three customized orifices.But surely the worst is easter, with its inflatable dead jesus.Sneaking around behind the above-ground pool humping the son of god will get you thrown out of the trailer park, is what I'm saying…

  7. Really?It's literally all I ever wanted.You can tell by my cool haircut.Not to mention my bleeding edge clothes. There's clearly nothing I won't do to be cool…

  8. The girl's gone Galt,Brought the art world to a halt.She's just not there,So who will spend their time painting hair? Tagline!being cool isn't important to me.Me neever. Which makes me INCREDIBLY COOL.

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