Mighty Morphin Powermanippers!

Sure, the model’s attractive enough, but her head’s entirely too small…
…where’s the HR Giger-inspired hairstyle?

You know what this piece needs? An orangish glow. And the mysterious air lent by what looks to be an incredibly cumbersome bustle. WHAT’S SHE HIDING UNDER THERE?

It feels so good to be back. Even if only for a day or two.

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15 thoughts on “Mighty Morphin Powermanippers!

  1. WHAT'S SHE HIDING UNDER THERE?100 meters 550 paracordMulti-tool kitFlashlightFire starter kitCarpenters levelMortadella and Swiss on whole wheatSailor Jerry'sTwo Safariland Combat SpeedloadersAfrin 12 hour nasal sprayApril 1998 issue of Big UnsNeedle nose pliersBootable USB DriveMini USB AdapterHalf a joint and 2 5mg ValiumSpare 1911 Barrel Bushing and magazine springWell, that's what I'D have in there.W/V looks at me derisively and drawls shist

  2. Inflatable raft seems kind of, I dunno, situational?My general thinking around bustle inventory is some general tools that can make a difference day to day and hour to hour.I think what's missing is some kind of medkit…

  3. WHAT'S SHE HIDING UNDER THERE?I thought this might be an artist's rendition of Lucianne Goldberg just before Jonah was born, but perhaps I'm incorrect.VS, glad to see you gettin' your creative on. It's my understanding that what most stay-at-home moms miss most is the opportunity to be a grown-up, have real conversations, do what they're good at, think about grown up things, use their branes.Seize every opportunity to let out the creative gremlin; it'll help keep you sane.This has been another episode of "Unwanted Advice from Strangers," brought to you by Campbell's Soap.

  4. VS, glad to see you gettin' your creative on. It's my understanding that what most stay-at-home moms miss most is the opportunity to be a grown-up, have real conversations, do what they're good at, think about grown up things, use their branes.Seize every opportunity to let out the creative gremlin; it'll help keep you sane.This has been another episode of "Unwanted Advice from Strangers," brought to you by Campbell's Soap.Oh no, it's ABSOLUTELY TRUE. All of it. And I plan on savoring every moment I have to myself. Oh no, that means she'll never visit my blog again.That's kooky talk. Sure, we all get our idiot on our respective blogs, but we are ADULT idiots. FUNNY, ADULT IDIOTS.

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