I’ve been thinking about switching things up around here. Perhaps giving my blog more focus. I mean, random navel-gazing, attention-whoring and grammar and syntax mistake-laden political rants are fine, but I was thinking about maybe getting into the list business. Now, I know lists can be hackneyed and overused, but frankly, with the way thoughts bounce around in my head and have indiscriminate and regretful sex with each other, lists can be really helpful in getting me organized. And these days, with my baby-mush brain, I need all the fucking help I can get.
Also, I could have sworn I used to be funnier, what with my jokes about cat-lawyers and watermelon-sex and all. Well, at least I amused the hell out of myself. Now, it’s like I don’t have time to be funny. Lists will most assuredly solve this. I just know it!
Yeah. Lists about music, movies, politics, food, cats, reasons why my baby is superior to all other babies. It may be my only hope. Plus, you know, it might actually make this blog more than just a shallow vanity project. It might actually end up being a bit more substantive. People may actually come here to read it, which would be nice.
- Lists are fun, and good readin’ for people with short attention spans.
- Lists are fun, and good writin’ for people who don’t have a lot of time.
- I can use lists to…list…reasons I’m so goddamn attractive.
- Hey, look at this kitten!
Hey, I think this list thing is getting off to a GREAT start!
BTW, as loyal reader and “Smorgasbord” tote bag owner, Sirius Lunacy points out, my last entry is creeping up on 100 comments. Don’t make me make a list about how great it would be to get to 100.