DENIED THE FURRIES IN ESPADRILLES!

So I was about to buy these shoes at Zappos.

When I noticed a link that went to “Zappo’s Furry Customers.” I clicked (OF COURSE).

When you promise furries you better deliver!!!

My disappointment was…profound.

UPDATE: Welcome to my blogroll, Dusty. 🙂

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21 thoughts on “DENIED THE FURRIES IN ESPADRILLES!

  1. do you have any tequila left, vs?Yes, and I am celebrating. Though it is bittersweet…because AG really meant well. I feel horrible for complaining. And I learned so many things about talc, which oils to use for cooking, how sunblock is bad for babies, how there is flame-retardant on baby clothes, how I should eat more yogurt…and that was just the tip of the iceberg! But, seriously, I am a little teary-eyed now.

  2. yes, you are a horrible horrible person.Which is why you have attracted such a horrible readership.Wow. Crazy New Mom Mood Swings. Or did you just bury AG in a shallow grave, and are now feeling giddy with the freedom?If that is the case, you need lime, not talc.

  3. I think furries have more… esoteric… taste in footwear.Something something "faux paw" something.do you have any tequila left, vs?Yes, and I am celebrating.Celebrating the existence of remaining tequila is a self-limiting behaviour.

  4. Wow. Crazy New Mom Mood Swings. Or did you just bury AG in a shallow grave, and are now feeling giddy with the freedom?No murdah, promise. It's just weird when a hero becomes a normal man. And also when you're in your late 30's and people treat you like you're a teenager. Starts to grate after awhile, ya know? But I feel this immense guilt for feeling angry. It's a pickle.

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