In the early 90’s, when I was a teen living on the Treasure Coast of Florida, there was a local woman who fancied herself a bit of a singer. She put out a couple of songs on vinyl. They were…horrible. Like car wreck horrible. So horrible they looped around to COMPLETELY FUCKING AWESOME. My dad was a journalist at the time and ended up with a promotional copy of her “songs.” These songs were “Woman of the 90’s” and “Buxom Ladies Are Back in Style.” That is not a joke. Those were the titles. My stepmother and father and I would listen to these songs and laugh until we cried. Seriously. Tears. I have beseeched the great and powerful Google to find digital versions of these “songs,” but she has denied me.
In lieu of these masterworks, I give you:
These next two are just for Substance…who seems to be pretty open-minded when it comes to country and country adjacent music. I fully expect to be banned from his blog by the end of the day.
As always, YOU’RE WELCOME, Substance!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. She’s multi-talented.
PS: I’m sure this lady is a lovely, lovely person and means no harm to the music world. And I mean no harm to her. I do not wish her ill, I just had to share this stuff with my blog pals.