Sinners in the Back Yard

Jesus is cruel.
Still waitin’…sad.
When I looked out my window this morning, this is what I saw. Why were the prairie dogs left behind?!!!
 Also too, know this, Rapturists: when you ascend, I will EAT ALL YOUR EARTHLY ICE CREAM. And there’s not a goddamn thing you can do about it. 

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10 thoughts on “Sinners in the Back Yard

  1. not till 6 o'clock, people! The Raptor runs on a schedule.Haven't seen the religious neighbors yet today, though, now that you mention it.me, Imma gonna mow the lawn BECAUSE I WON'T BE AROUND TO DO IT TOMORROW!

  2. Hmm. My entire neighborhood is all large apartment buildings. Amounting to LOTS of people, but I don't really know which ones are tight with hay-soos. There IS, however, a great big fancy-ass church a block east of here on el camino. Think I'll have a muffin and stroll down there to see what's going on n shit. I'll report back…

  3. me, Imma gonna mow the lawn BECAUSE I WON'T BE AROUND TO DO IT TOMORROW!I'm amazed that more people aren't indulging in more debauched activities when there's this great excuse just sitting around waiting to be used.

  4. I'm amazed that more people aren't indulging in more debauched activities when there's this great excuse just sitting around waiting to be used.Some have had their fun, & find debauchery as dull as everything else.That said, why wait for an excuse?

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