I’m not quite sure what’s wrong with me, but every time I go to get my nails done, I have this uncontrollable impulse to get them “decorated.” It’s incredibly tacky. Like seriously tacky. But I keep doing it. I think it’s because it’s a loud but quiet way of ornamenting myself.
I don’t bleach my hair, I hardly wear any make-up, I don’t wear super-trendy clothes, so…I guess I just rebel by having the Tacky Monster vomit all over my nails. But that’s cool…my fingers deserve it, because they serve such important functions.
|Diagram showing IMPORTANT THINGS my fingers/nails do|
In a recent entry, B^4 mentioned that a song was “pure pop bliss” to him. This is pure pop bliss to me:
And for a more tongue-in-cheek approach…
It’s RMF! Got some pure pop bliss?