My 3-year-old nephew visits…
Rats. In the kitchen. No. Just no.
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This is a direct quote from yesterday’s entry:
But fairies do not exist.
Eagle-eyed readers may have noticed that I appear to be struggling with a bit of cognitive dissonance in regards to this assertion.
None of you called me on this, which disappoints me. I depend on you to keep me honest, especially when it comes to matters of such gravity.