Another Halloween came and went last year…and once again I see the digital artist was forgotten in all the excitement. Oh sure, there are costumes for Sexy Nurses, Sexy Teachers, and Sexy Catholic School Girls…but the Sexy Digital Artist costume is nowhere to be found. It’s almost like the geniuses who come up with these clever outfits don’t think sitting at the computer for hours on end in a stained t-shirt while developing debilitating Carpal Tunnel is sexy. To which I ask: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT? I’ll have you know I can take down my hair and remove glasses while a saxophone wails in the background every bit as well as the next Sexy Businesswoman (Who Would Totally Loosen up if She Just Got Some Dick). Sure, I get tripped up when I try to do it in slow motion, BUT STILL.
Also, I feel it’s imperative that I point out that simply putting the word “sexy” in front of something won’t necessarily actually make something sexy.
Sexy Mold Sample
But check this out:
Sexy Digital Artist
Anyway, I blame Big Soft-Core Porn, an industry which has systematically and viciously ignored my kind for far too long. If I weren’t epically lazy I would TOTALLY do something about that!
OK, on to RMF: What’s your favorite Lovesick song?