First off, I think I should begin by admitting that I got some Himilayan Pink Salt for for Christmas. I didn’t ask for it, but I’m not going to pretend I’m sad about it. This is rich with not just flavor but comic potential.
I’m sorry I’ve been scarce. It’s called having holidays/toddler/pets/inlaws. I look forward to catching up with you all! In the meantime, here’s a naughty elf…




I’m sorry I’ve been scarce.
Wasting your time with the fambly, ehh?
HMPH!
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Robot posts are the solution!
Still gotta write ‘em. Not everybody can get away with just changing the colors on an old graphic and skipping off to To-Ron-To.
Yeah,but that won’t help me post at friends’ blogs. Unless there are scarily sentient robots out there.
Ssssh.
Monkey posts!
Books! Figures.
P.S.: Screw WordPress in any & all orifices!!
You know what happens when you leave your blog untended?
YES THAT’S RIGHT ZOMBIES GO ELSEWHERE.
OR NOT. MAYBE SOMETHING ELSE. THE RUM IS MAKING ME YELL.
Oh, I’ll fight other blog owners for the zardozes.
In the meantime, here’s a naughty elf…
He wouldn’t be attempting a jailbreak if he weren’t wearing prison stripes!
You got me there.
While you have been away having a “life” I have been inching ahead in the macaroni pictures stakes. I am about to apply silver paint to “Cat and Cow Play Their Banjos”
HAH!
And with that you have revealed me as a fraud!!! My art career is OVER!