Hubby came home from shopping looking very smug this weekend. Ignored my list. (Which had stuff like cookbooks and Snowbabies on it.) In the email account this morning, I find four Best Buy receipt emails. (Which I do not open, ‘cuz I’m not a dick.) He also told me how his debit card was rejected at one of the stores, due to spending limit security issue.
I do some brilliant, detective-like deducing.
Best Buy=Electronics heaven
Debit card issues=I imagine a decent amount of money was spent
I have no choice but to assume that I am getting an android-butler for Christmas. Sweet!
BTW, if any of you are wondering what to get me for Christmas, my very own Michael Fassbender would not go unappreciated.
I hope it wasn’t programmed by Glenn Reynolds.
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Bleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaachch.
What makes you think you‘re getting anything? Probably “baby’s” first iPad.
He already has “Baby’s First ipad. Mine.”
Why you Americans! A monkey butler is plenty good enough!!
I don’t think monkey butlers go to eleven.
BTW, I apologize for the frivolity of this post, but I’ve been crying and having panic attacks since the shooting. At some point, I just have to think of silly, stupid things that don’t matter.
Here I am!
There are friends of mine with young kids on my Facebook feeds, people I know who are tough as nails, who are totally shaken by this. It’s okay to feel this way.
Why not think about this week’s Bob’s Burgers. “It’s the greatest love story of all time!”
Heh heh…looking forward to it!
Ignored my list. (Which had stuff like cookbooks and Snowbabies on it.)
Well, there’s the problem right there… as a dude, I don’t know if I could have followed that list (I had to Google Snowbabies to find out what they were). I’d have come back with bottles of booze, maybe a large hunk of meat.
BTW, I apologize for the frivolity of this post, but I’ve been crying and having panic attacks since the shooting.
Whatever it takes to cope… my heart turned to mush on Saturday morning when I saw mah precious kiddies at my volunteer gig.
I’ll get you your android butler if you’ll get me a Cherry 2000. I promise not to put it in the dishwasher.
A what now?
A Cherry 2000 WHAT?
I don’t think they make El Caminos anymore…
A Cherry 2000.
Whoa, now that’s an obscure reference!
That’s not the droid you’re looking for.