Most girls: OMG I want a guy who calls me beautiful and sends me cute messages and blah blah blahMe: OMG I want a taco so fucking bad
— Marigold (@lolBOOBSlol) October 2, 2012
Most girls, amirite?
Most girls are like, “You fatally wound a vampire by dousing it with holy water because it causes major tissue disruption.” But I’m not like most girls. I’m all like “You fatally wound a vampire by slicing off its head with a silver sword; it’s cleaner and easier, and silver swords are fairly easy to come by in the Valley of Fog and Blood.”
Novelty. Fucking. Girls. *grits teeth*