THIS. THIS is what I mean.

Most girls, amirite?

Most girls are like, “You fatally wound a vampire by dousing it with holy water because it causes major tissue disruption.” But I’m not like most girls. I’m all like “You fatally wound a vampire by slicing off its head with a silver sword; it’s cleaner and easier, and silver swords are fairly easy to come by in the Valley of Fog and Blood.”

Novelty. Fucking. Girls. *grits teeth*

23 thoughts on “THIS. THIS is what I mean.

  1. “You fatally wound a vampire by dousing it with holy water because it causes major tissue disruption.” But I’m not like most girls. I’m all like “You fatally wound a vampire by slicing off its head with a silver sword; it’s cleaner and easier, and silver swords are fairly easy to come by in the Valley of Fog and Blood.”

    Sparkly Vampires made me kind of ill. Does that count?

  2. As a guy who eats a lot of canned octopus, I have to say that tentacle tacos are delicious. Now, back to Marigold… the other girls aren’t tweeting about tacos because they’ve already had dinner, now lay off those starry-eyed romantics.

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