Most girls: OMG I want a guy who calls me beautiful and sends me cute messages and blah blah blahMe: OMG I want a taco so fucking bad
— Marigold (@lolBOOBSlol) October 2, 2012
Most girls, amirite?
Most girls are like, “You fatally wound a vampire by dousing it with holy water because it causes major tissue disruption.” But I’m not like most girls. I’m all like “You fatally wound a vampire by slicing off its head with a silver sword; it’s cleaner and easier, and silver swords are fairly easy to come by in the Valley of Fog and Blood.”
Novelty. Fucking. Girls. *grits teeth*
“@lolBOOBSlol” WTF?
Yeah, that about says it all, huh?
Well, that and the fact that she’s standing on M.B.s goddamn lawn!
Arrrgh! I dunno what happened wif the twitter box,Sometimes it goes all weird. I meant to imply that you were stealing bits off the Riddled time machine, just sayin’
Could be that twitter is weird. Could be that I’m slow on the uptake. I get it now.
well, to be fair, tacos can be delicious…
Girl, you don’t have to tell me. I made some chicken tacos the other night that could turn me into a Novelty Girl.
Also, I am going to answer all your food posts…Had a rough day today, battling baby (not literally!) and sinus issues.
Although…I’ll be honest. Mostly I’m butthurt this Novelty Jerk has way more followers than I do. FOLLOWERS WHO ARE MISSING OUT ON MY WIT AND WISDOM.
“You fatally wound a vampire by dousing it with holy water because it causes major tissue disruption.” But I’m not like most girls. I’m all like “You fatally wound a vampire by slicing off its head with a silver sword; it’s cleaner and easier, and silver swords are fairly easy to come by in the Valley of Fog and Blood.”
Sparkly Vampires made me kind of ill. Does that count?
No Wei. I think you’re acknowledging you’re in the majority there.
*rubs eyes* Are you really here? Yay!
Shambling makes it hard to tell WHERE I am….
Also too pressie for MiSTies:
Holy shit, that was funny/awesome. Although its pretty risky revealing that you’re effervescent, doncha think?
yeah, when people are asked to describe me in one word “effervescent” is the one most often used.
You’re lying. I bet it’s “perky.”
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Hmm, maybe this approach…
http://boingboing.net/2012/03/28/new-geeks-welcome-thank-you.html
I think maybe you misunderstood my complaint.
All I mean is that pushing the folks who believe they’re Wild and Crazy towards actual Wildness and Craziness might be good. “OMG, you like tacos? Check out this bowl of still-writhing tentacles!”
OH!
Well, now I’m realizing I’m not Wild and Crazy enough to Google “tentacle tacos.”
As a guy who eats a lot of canned octopus, I have to say that tentacle tacos are delicious. Now, back to Marigold… the other girls aren’t tweeting about tacos because they’ve already had dinner, now lay off those starry-eyed romantics.
Amen!
And canned octopus is a thing? Holy crap.