Canadian Rules Chess

Do you know about Canadian Rules Chess? It’s an interesting sport, lots of odd rules.

First of all, the uniforms are quite flattering, even on the most short, squat of physiques.

You may have a cat as a playing partner.

Many players test tail-integrity before choosing a partner.

Staring off into the ether as if in a drug-fueled haze is often used as a tactic to distract and disorient your opponent.

Look at the dedication to winning this player exhibits.

According to Canadian Rules Chess, once you've put a Pawn in your mouth, it counts as Checkmate.

The mastering of many arcane and confusing rules often makes the winning player (or cat) unbearably smug.

Important Kitty Safety Note: Just wanted to assure you kitty-lovers out there that Lily is ok. She is an OLD cat who recently got a haircut…which looks quite odd on a longhair, it is coming in oddly, but she is healthy as a horse. And, again, I’d like say that while I enjoy snapping pictures of our chess champion grabbing the cat, animal torture is not something that is tolerated in this house.

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22 thoughts on “Canadian Rules Chess

  1. Staring off into the ether as if in a drug-fueled haze is often used as a tactic

    I a;ways get it wrong and stare off into the drug as if in an ether-fueled haze.

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