Punk Cat Song

28 Jan

I’ve written a song. I’d like to commission Murp to perform it.

Mommy, I've got just one thing to say to you, and it's this:

CATS! CATS! CATS!


CATS ARE EXCI-TING! CATS ARE EXCI-TING!

I WANT TO GET MY HANDS ON THEM!

I WANT TO GRAB THEIR FLUFFY TAILS!

KATRINA VANDEN HEUVEL BREAK!!! HUAH!

CATS! CATS! CATS!

CATS ARE EXCI-TING!

HUAH!

I’ve decided that the only thing that’s really exciting me musically these days is mash-ups and stuff like this. What’s exciting you?

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25 Responses to “Punk Cat Song”

  1. vacuumslayer January 28, 2012 at 10:15 am #

    IMPORTANT SAFETY NOTE: After snapping the cat pictures, I immediately make him unhand the cat. The pictures are funny, but rest assured I do not find animal torture funny.

  2. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© January 28, 2012 at 12:23 pm #

    Kitty: DO NOT WANT!
    ~

    • vacuumslayer January 28, 2012 at 12:55 pm #

      Believe it or not, we have SHOO her away from him.

  3. Oregon Beer Snob January 28, 2012 at 1:13 pm #

    Babbys AND cats?

    This is one of those blogs?

    • vacuumslayer January 28, 2012 at 1:18 pm #

      Did you purposely leave out the PUNK ROCK?

      • Oregon Beer Snob January 28, 2012 at 1:38 pm #

        Sorry, on my phone there’s just babby and cat and a play button that doesn’t do anything next to a cute cloud picture.

        Everybody knows cute clouds are not punk.

    • vacuumslayer January 28, 2012 at 4:42 pm #

      Everybody knows cute clouds are not punk.

      What the fucking fuck? Everybody knows that The Cute Clouds were the most badass, hardcore punk band ever!

  4. wileywitch January 28, 2012 at 1:42 pm #

    Murp needs a mosche pit. BRUSH MY HAIR IN KNOTS!!! POGO!!!

    • wileywitch January 28, 2012 at 1:43 pm #

      Tender delicious babbie has the hair down, but where are the vocals?

      • vacuumslayer January 28, 2012 at 4:41 pm #

        He’s got some pretty punkish screeches down!

  5. Sirius Lunacy January 28, 2012 at 2:09 pm #

    The pioneering days of mashups.

  6. Sirius Lunacy January 28, 2012 at 8:01 pm #

    Believe it or not, we have SHOO her away from him.

    So, do you feed Dudeskull fresh fish on a regular basis? Because it is my theory that it is the fish breath that keeps this kitty coming back.

    • Whale Chowder January 28, 2012 at 8:57 pm #

      I didn’t think fish had breath.

  7. Big Bad Bald Bastard January 28, 2012 at 8:59 pm #

    This may be the best Dudeskull series EVER! So, so funny.

    My favorite part of that Murp video is when she taps the snare drum with her fingers… cracks me up every time.

    One of my favorite mashups was the early 80′s WLIR remix of Cult Hero’s I Dig You. I am also partial to Madonna vs the Sex Pistols’ Ray of Gob.

  8. Sirius Lunacy January 28, 2012 at 9:30 pm #

    Oh, how about Smells like a Rick Roll.

    And now that the holidays are past, Rudolph doesn’t have to put on the red light.

    • vacuumslayer January 28, 2012 at 10:08 pm #

      Rickrolls are only good in moderation. I’m just looking out for your health, Sirius.

  9. Sirius Lunacy January 28, 2012 at 9:38 pm #

    Damn! one little Rick Roll and I get sent straight to moderation. I guy just can’t have any fun around here.

  10. bbkf47 January 29, 2012 at 1:42 am #

    the daughter just had a gander at your babby and she also finds him adorbs…

    i keep forgetting to tell you that as soon as hubbkf ever effing downloads the pics he took of the semi frozen waterfalls at falls park, i will post so you can see them…i think you will really, really want to use as backgrounds…

    • vacuumslayer January 29, 2012 at 7:43 am #

      OH, I’d love to get a gander at them!

      And, thank you, daughterkf!

  11. Laura January 29, 2012 at 9:27 am #

    I was babysitting my nephew yesterday (he’s 18months) and I swear, that kid would not leave the dog or cat alone. I had to put them away because they aren’t used to that kind of crap. :P

    Love your mashup!

    ((Hugs))
    Laura

  12. M. Bouffant January 29, 2012 at 11:02 pm #

    I hope your cat friend had just had a bath, because s/he’s in bad shape otherwise.

    • vacuumslayer January 30, 2012 at 1:42 pm #

      Actually, she’s an old long-hair that was recently shaved down at the groomers, which is why she looks odd.

  13. Marion in Savannah January 30, 2012 at 1:58 pm #

    That babby is terminally cute. And how lucky you are to have an extremely tolerant kitteh…

    • vacuumslayer January 30, 2012 at 3:10 pm #

      Awww, thanks, Marion.

      She’s incredibly sweet, and, like I said, we intervene to make sure she’s not getting tortured.

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